Cut the CRAB!!

i had been to my cousins party today ...
family parties generally mean chicken and fish or a rare mutton dishes..
followed by desert for the kids and drinks for the men...
{{i do consider myself a man but not man enuf to drink in front of family...:p

thats wat is always expected and it never lets u down...atleast no one tries to...

But this time it was different....
with an ipl semi final on and and hurry to go home to prepare for my exams in 2 days....i was waiting for the food so that i can be done with it and leave asap...
so when dinner was ready i head to the dining table to check out wats cooked...

there was some fish, some mutton{{ which i dont really love as such...
and CRABS...
BIG ones ... in big pieces ie. the crabs were not whole...but u cud make out wic part was wic...
of all around me i seemd the most ecstatic...
coz the last time i had crab was the first time i had crab and it was years ago..
it was so long ago that i kinda knew i liked it but i dint really remember hot it tasted like or wats the technique to eat it...
but i knew i liked it...
and thats wat i told everyone...

the hosts asked me if i knew how to eat it...."obviously.." is wat i sounded like...
atleast to another cousin of mine...
so he asked me "how.."
so here is wat i say...

"its simple ... eat everything u can and throw the remaining..."
my confidence sure convinced him....
atleast he looked as if he got his answer....:p

so the meal starts i hv a few legs {{outta 8 in a crab i think..
some main body part pices and 1 piece of its hand...

the match was on..but most ppl had their eyes glued on me....
i knew the crab was soft inside and hard outside...
and soon i also realised that it was SHARP at the edges too...when his sharp clawlike hands carved a cut on my thumb...{{wic i realised when i was having the desert...
a cut right below my right thumb...the thumb that moves the most during exams...thus i knew it will take long to heal...
it seemed as if the crab was takin its revenge on me...but i am a clinical warrior..
i used both arm strength and jaw strength and my teeth to break thru the shells of the crab ....only to find the softest ,juiciest,most delicious and white flesh i hv ever seen or eaten trhoughout my life...
but it was HARD WORK...
it took me half an hour to get through half a crab...
most of the others gave up or dint take up the challenge in the first place....
but that was the sweetest food i had for more than one reasons...
as they say..."mehnat ka fal meetha hota hai"

my mom dint like the smell and my dad just dint wanna try...wic was quite surprising as he has eaten a large variety and a number of animals during his young days....
he said.." i havent tried it all my life and i dont wanna try now..." and gave a sly smile like a little kid who is tryin to hide something...

never the less... as areward for my hard work and persistence...i got to take 2 crabs home... so i hv invited akshay who eats underwater creatures only at my place and at select restaurants...

hope he does come...so that atleast ill be able to share the joy of eating a crab...
:d
tc readers .... and remember to CUT the CRAB ..carefully...

i am gonna blog from now....

yes...u read it right...
i am gonna blog...
not now...but from now on...:p

no it aint some inner voice askin me to do it...its just coz aamir khan and AB has made this thing cool...:d

another reason for this reopening session is because my comp is screwed up a little ...
cant play games on it...:(

the only thing worknig well is my net capable of browsing 3-tier architectures...{{{hihi...show off

also my friend nikhil is bloggin everyday... so thats spurred me to restart ... may be itll become a cool thing and we can setup a new trend so that hot girls think we are cool...:)

none the less... m back NETWALON!! so beware... i am gonna occupy server space...


ps:- if there is anyone who actually ends up readin this other than me...
m sorry for having put u thru this... but God will bless u for sure...
in case of any casualties dial me...986925root25root25